Tomorrow I am running 13 miles dressed as Muttley. I am running with Dick Dastardly.
I am excited for this, but here’s five things I’d be more excited about…
… Repainting every ceiling in Bermuda using only a Tipp-Ex.
Bermuda’s small enough that I don’t think
this’d be too strenuous, also I hear the weather there’s lovely this time of
… Swimming through a swamp. It would be a great workout for the arms, boost the old immune system and there might be a chance encounter with some sort of swamp monster
… Having my hair cut. I just really need a hair cut … practicality.
… Taking a long weekend on Pluto. Pluto was my favourite of all the planets, now it is my favourite of all the dwarf planets
... CHRISTMAS!! I really, really, really, really like Christmas though obviously not as much as that weird man who celebrates it every day, Jee
Exciting as these alternates are, if I were doing one of these tomorrow there’d be no hope of catching that freaking pigeon.
*This is a lie, I’ve never spoken to anyone about a pleasant time to visit