Tomorrow I am running 13 miles dressed as Muttley. I am
running with Dick Dastardly.
I am excited for this, but here’s five things I’d be more
excited about…
… Repainting every ceiling in Bermuda using only a Tipp-Ex.
Bermuda ’s small enough that I don’t think
this’d be too strenuous, also I hear the weather there’s lovely this time of
year*
… Swimming through a swamp. It would be a great workout for
the arms, boost the old immune system and there might be a chance encounter
with some sort of swamp monster
… Having my hair cut. I just really need a hair cut …
practicality.
… Taking a long weekend on Pluto. Pluto was my favourite of
all the planets, now it is my favourite of all the dwarf planets
... CHRISTMAS!! I really, really, really, really like
Christmas though obviously not as much as that weird man who celebrates it
every day, Jee
Exciting as these alternates are, if I were doing one of
these tomorrow there’d be no hope of catching that freaking pigeon.
*This is a lie, I’ve never spoken to anyone about a pleasant
time to visit Bermuda .
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